Because I'm not certain whether writing talent is something that should be cherished and used only on special occasions, the inclination to write only in the sphere of fiction has resulted in my LiveJournal atrophying. I should save my metaphors and jokes for my stories, I think to myself, in the same way that one would stay awake for days in ( Read more... )

Yep, I'm using spam comments as titles for my entries. This is the review of 2010, part 2.

( July-December 2010 )

It's been so long, LiveJournal. I feel like you and I are two ex-lovers, once passionate, now meeting awkwardly by chance on a bus. So, how are you? I like what you've done with the place. You look well. Still with the Russian guy ( Read more... )

Whenever I weary of being subservient to my emotions, listening to right-on girls shouting over disco music, and making myself look pretty with my vain hair-straightening routine I feel the need to reassert my masculinity. Not having any interest in movies like 'Vin Diesel and Jason Statham in Tough Skinheads Strolling Away From Explosions And ( Read more... )

The week was as monstrous as I was expecting, running round like a CUNextTuesday for most of it and being stuck on reception half of the time (my least favourite department, if only for how little I know it) and even washing up at one point. Also notable, a guy who had a go at my conferencing skillz when a room wasn't set up the way he wanted it (" ( Read more... )

Even for a weekend spent entirely at work, this weekend was lousy, for reasons I'm too weary to go into right now, having woken up at 8am the morning after a boozy night watching wrestling. On that subject, here's a review of the wrestling I went to.

( Triple X Wrestling: Hallowe'en Jimmy Havoc review )

( Triple X Wrestling: ~ Review )

News has reached me of two of my readers getting together. I'm not sure how official it is yet so I don't want to expose anything I shouldn't, but I'm stoked for you guys anyway.

I'm off work today as I'm working Saturday, which means there's only one thing for it- bore you guys with an epic weekend update!!!

( Friday: Godiva Festival Day One, Revolution party )

( Asexual predator )